This is pretty funny. Enjoy!
You know you live in Utah if...
- your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May
- someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there
- you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time
- you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number
- 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend
- you measure distance in hours
- you know several people who have hit a deer more than once
- you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day
- you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked
- you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching
- you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit
- the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you
- driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow
- you know all 4 seasons: hot, winter, still winter, and road construction
- you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly'
If you actually understand these jokes, you live in Utah.
4 comments:
I am cracking up.
Especially since I said to someone today, I left my coat in the car because it is warmer than it was yesterday...at 24 degrees.
Nice.
That's hilarious!
Hey, of course I remember you. You have been busy since we saw you last. Your kids are adorable!! One little girl and one cute boy. Don't you love it (most days). Now that I see your blog, I will visit it more often. Melissa
What a fun post, and I love your blog!
You are darling, and so are your sweet kids!!!
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